When people don’t like aspects of my characters.
when you introduce your partner to your parents
or when you introduce your dragon pairing to tumblr
when life give you lemons you politely decline and back away slowly towards the nearest exit because life should not be giving you anything life is a state of being it does not have the ability to give you any physical object especially not a lemon. run.
And now the weather
Trust me, I’m a dad.
Which 30% off do I get? Will I be promised the head? Because that’s the cutest part of a baby.
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.